Siku Dorie alivyokutana na Rafiki Yake
Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.
I came across this really hilarious forward in my email, I just had to share it… Enjoy…
Dorie ni mwanadada Mbongo mzuri sana , miaka 22.
Anasoma katika Chuo fulani cha akina dada tupu kwenye
mji moja mdogo Virginia , hapa USA . Ana rafiki yake wa
kiume Mbongo miaka 29 anafanya kazi mjini. Basi siku
moja kaja kumtembelea bwenini. Kwa kawaida wanaume
hawaruhusiwi bwenini, isipokuwa mara moja kwa mwezi.
Tena ni lazima waache mlango wa chumba wazi.
Dorie anamkaribisha Stephen vizuri. Pombe ni maru***u
bwenini, lakini Stephen kabeba ndogo ya Vodka.
Wanaongea juu ya masomo huko wanasikiliza muziki wa
nyumbani. Wamekaa kitandani kwa Dorie. Roomate wake
Dorie kaenda mjini, kwa hiyo ni wenyewe tu mle
chumbani. Ile pombe kali inaanza kuwalesha. Dorie
anainuka kwenda kufunga mlango wa chumba halafu
anarudi chumbani. Kukaa karibu na Stephen wanaanza
kusikia joto ya miili yao . Wanapiga Tongue Kisi na
kupapasana huko wanacheka na nyege zinawapanda.
“Oh, Dorie napenda chuchu zako zinavyonichoma
kifuani.”
“Stephen, MMhhh, nakupenda.”
Dorie anashusha mkono wake kwenye mtuno wa Stephen.
Anakuta mboo yake imesimama. “Oh Stephen, mpenzi”
Unanitaka…..
Stephen anjajibu “Ndiyo mpenzi nakutaka!”
Dorie anafungua zipu na kuiachia huru mboo ya Stephen
iliyovimba kwa hasira. Anaipapasa taratibu… “Oh Dorie
nina hamu na wewe” Stephen anaingiza mkono wake kwenye
sketi, and bila kumvua chupi, anasogeza ilesehemu
iliyofunika **** na kuanza kuchezea kisimi cha Dorie.
Dorie anapanua miguu kusudi apate yote.
“Oh, Oh….” Dorie analegea kabisa,, Stephen anamvua
chupi. Anapapasa mwili wa Dorie, anaamua kumvua blausi
na sidiria na sketi….mwisho Dorie kabakia uchi pale
kitandani…..Stephen anainama na kuchezea chuchu kwa
mkono wa kulia. Anatazama **** ya Dorie invayovutia,
huko anachezea chuchu huko ananza kumnyonya Dorie
kisimi.
“Uwiiiiiiii,oohhhhhhyyaaaaaaa, maaiigodi, taammmuu
mpenzi unataka kuniua!
“Unaona Tamu ?” Stpehen anauliza
“Ndiyo sanaaa mmmhhh”
Kusikia malamiko yake Stephen anajua Dorie yuko tayari
kutombwa. Anajua ufundi wa kutomba ni kutayarisha
****, kabla ya kutomba. Kama vile kuwasha jiko la
mkaa. Hubandiki sufuria mpaka moto umekolea. Anatesti
**** na kidole, na kuona ina ute wa kutosha. Anashusha
suruali na kuingiza mboo ****ni. Inaslaidi ndani bila
shida.
“Aaahahhhh, Asssantee Stephen, Asante .”
Stephen naye alikuwa amebanwa nyege, basi mara moja
anaanza kupampu. Dorie naye anaanza kumkatia kiuno.
Wote wana piga kelele za utamu, mpaka nje kwenye
corridor baadhi ya wanafunzi wenzao wamekusanyika
kusikiliza. Kwa vile wanaongea Kiswahili, hawaelewi
wanasema nini….mpaka wanafikiria
wanumizana…..Wanafunzi wanaaanza kubisha hodi
mlangoni. Wapenzi walivyo katika utamu hawasikii kitu,
basi wale wenzao wanagonga mlango kwa nguvu, mwisho
dada moja anamua kwenda kwa Matrion aje kufugua mlango
na ufungu kuchukua ufungua wa chumba.
Matron anafika mlangoni na kusikilia…”What the hell
are they doing in there”!
Huko kasi ya shughuli moto wapenzi wanafikia kilele
cha tendo wako peponi kabisa…
Dorie analia kwa sauti, naye….”yeeeeeeeenakuuujaaa”
Stephen anaanza kuja naye anatoa sauti kali ya
besi…”OH! OH! OH!” Dorie anaposikia ile joto ya
shahawa ****ni anaanza kuja tena… “AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”
Stephen anatazama **** ya Dorie na kuona kisimi bado
kimetuna, ” Wewe bado unanyege!”
Matron anafungua mlango, na kuwakuta ndio wanamalizia.
Stephen yuko juu ya Dorie.
Wanafunzi wenzao wanabakia mlangoni kutazama kwa
mshangao.
Comments za wanafunzi wenzao.
“Damn! We thought you guys were killing each other.”
Yeah, You guys were just making love!’
“Wow, were you guys loud”
Is that how you do it in Africa !
Dorie na Stephen wanabakia kuona haya. Wanavuta
shuka….
Matron anamfokea Dorie na kumwambia avae na aripoti
ofisini. Kwa vile nyege zimemwishia Dorie anaanza
kuona haya….
That Special Person
Asalam aleykum, my brothers and sisters.
I was kicking it awhile ago, when it occurred to me, we do take a lot for granted. Whether it’s a girl or boyfriend, husband or wife, brother or sister. We never take the time, to just appreciate this special person, and go out of our way to do something nice for them, which is pretty sad.
Because honestly, it won’t take that much out of your busy schedule, to just acknowledge that person. And the worst thing is, down the line, this special person will fade away, into the distant past. And you’ll only notice it when you turn back, for that support you always knew would be there, and guess what, its not.
I dunno about you, but I’m going to dedicate one week every month to spend with that special person, and cement that special bond…
Peace.
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